Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Katrina, you sloppy bitch!

Greetings from Wilmington, North Carolina.

Before I forget, I need to give props to Holiday Inn Express in Lexington, South Carolina. Four words explain it all: Free Beer On Tap!

Traveling is going ok, I don't have much free time to do anything, tonight is the most I've had since I've been on the road. We spent the first couple of days dodging the storm bands of Hurricane/Tropical Storm Katrina, but fortunately we haven't enountered too much rain.

Currently I'm in a Holiday Inn. Not an express, but the regular one which is cool. Internet access, bar in the lobby, hookers on speed dial, etc, etc. I'm right on the Atlantic Ocean, and I'll try to get a picture but we are soo damn busy.

I'm flying home Friday night from Atlanta and I have a friggin 3 HOUR LAYOVER in Minneapolis on friday night, from like 7pm-10pm... I have no idea what I'm going to do, but I'll probably just sit in the lounge and get fucked up..


Hasta La Pasta!

Sunday, August 28, 2005

Road Trip, Part 2

Leaving tomorrow for South Carolina and North Carolina. I'll be gone all week, and flying back home on Friday night for the weekend. Hope everyone has a good week!

If you're new here please take some time to check out the people I have linked.

Had a decent weekend, I guess.

Yesterday afternoon was my mom's wedding, and I'm happy to say that it all went down without any problems. The ceremony was nice and short, followed by a pretty good dinner and lots of beer. We managed to kill 2 1/2 kegs plus a few bottles of vodka, gin, and whiskey.

Here's how my day went:

11:00am - The beer wagon arrives, kegs are tapped, and I sample the beer for taste and correct pressure.

11:02am-11:15am - More sampling, just to double check, triple check, etc.

12:00pm-12:10pm - Better make sure the beer is okay.

12:55pm-1:00pm - Last chance for beer before the ceremony

1:30pm - Ceremony done, it's time to eat (and drink beer!)

1:31pm - It'd be so much easier if I had a pitcher..

1:32pm - Hey, look! A pitcher!

1:32pm-9:00pm - Me, drinking from a pitcher, sometimes two pitchers

9:01pm -Someone brought a go-kart to the reception. Everyone takes turns riding it. I hit a rock structure with it, causing the drive belt to keep falling off. Nobody else gets to drive it.

9:20pm - Uncle decides he'll run home and get the cousin's mini-bike designed only for kids about 6 or 7. Aunt crashes it, gets some road rash and a bump on the head. I ruin a pair of shoes because I'm too drunk to notice that my toes are dragging on the ground.

9:30pm-12:00am - Go to various bars and continue to drink. Noticing I now have double vision, decide to call it a night.

12:30am - Pass out at a different Uncle's house.

Thursday, August 25, 2005

Why does God hate me? Is it because I don't pray?

So, as you can tell my trip has been shortened and to be honest I wasn't all too thrilled about that simply because I can use the money.

Good news though. The nuke plant called and they want to interview me. Yep, the same plant that kept me waiting for about 2 months, finally wants to talk to me on Tuesday.

The bad news: My current job is taking me out of town again on Sunday, for the entire week. I can't delay until Tuesday afternoon, it's non-negotiable. I can't put off my interview for a week, that too is also non-negotiable.

Conclusion? I'm fucked. Go out of town and I miss the interview. Stay in town, probably lose my current job and burn a family bridge that is making me a good amount of money, even though it's not in the career field I want to be in (although the work is super easy). Of course there is always the possibility that I won't get hired even if I did interview for the job. I probably am the most qualified applicant, but that means very little in an interview.

Got Meth?

Hey everyone, I'm back- a little earlier than expected and tired from driving.

A lot of our jobsites still don't have the necessary materials, so we never went to Atlanta. Instead we went to Knoxville, TN and Charlottesville, NC.

Total Miles: 1,972
Number of injuries: 1 (to the head!)
Drunken nights: 3

Over the last 4 days I've done more driving than any other point in my life I think. We left Wisconsin at 5:15am on Sunday, and arrived in Knoxville at about 5:30pm. The drive down was pretty uneventful. If you aren't aware, Knoxville is the home of the University of Tennessee, so it's pretty much a college town. Too bad I didn't have enough free time to take advantage of that fact. Apparently most women in Knoxville are blonde, and choose to wear tight white tops with short khaki skirts.

God bless them.

My days consisted of getting up at 5am, getting to the jobsite by 6am. By the time the day was over and we got to the next jobsite, got a new hotel room and got settled in, it was usually somewhere around 8-9pm, so I didn't get many opportunities to explore the towns that I was in.

Sadly, most of my amusement for this trip came in the form of silly road signs. I didn't get a chance to take pictures of them, but fortunately they are already on the internet:


Bong Recreation Area, north side of Milwaukee, WI. I'm sure high schooler hippy wannabes go there just for the name.






I also found Batman & Robin's playground in North Carolina







The jokes just tell themselves, don't they?







Basically, Indiana just wants you to get the fuck off their highways.
















All in all it was a uneventful trip, but I think I'm heading out sometime at the beginning of next week. I'm not sure where I'm headed yet though.

Saturday, August 20, 2005

We interrupt this blog to bring you a special announcement.

I'm Atlanta bound, but don't worry folks - I'll be back next weekend, so I'll be sure to tell you how things are going.

If this is your first time visiting my blog, and you're still reading... take some time to visit the blogs that I have linked, they are good people. Read my stuff too, leave some comments or whatever.

Stupid Animal Tricks?

I've got to tell you, I really don't like short posts, but what else can you say about water surfing mice?

Friday, August 19, 2005

When you're hard up for cash.

So what do you do when you are paying rent on two different leases in two different states, and don't have furniture at your new apartment? You make it yourself, out of FedEx boxes. That's what Jose Avila did anyway. He made a bed, couch, table, and computer desk all out of FedEx materials. Kind of funny huh? Maybe.. until FedEx sues you.

Some sadness, and a funny twist.

The National Weather Service says possibly as many as 18 tornados ripped through Wisconsin last night. Forturnately none of them came close to me, although the town of Stoughton got hit pretty hard. Stoughton is about 2 1/2 hours from where I live. Sadly, one person died.



















































Photo credit: CNN


CNN reported that debris was found 60 miles away in Milwaukee. They haven't said what category the tornado was, and in one portion of the reporting mislabeled it as a hurricane.

The funny (sort of) part comes in the form of a quote from Lenny Peaslee:

Lenny Peaslee, executive chef at the Stoughton Country Club, said the twister tore the roof off as about 40 people took refuge in the basement.

"We were ... hiding behind the bar," he said. "We had beer, anyway."

You've got to love us Wisconsin residents. When the going gets tough, we just crack open a beer.

Thursday, August 18, 2005

Ghost Stories.

So I was over at the Derek Chronicles today, going through the funny links he posted, and on one of the pages there was a link to some "ghost footage". Since I like stuff like that, I clicked on the link only to be hit up with a very long "survey" that I was required to fill out before I could see the goods. Normally, I'd have said to hell with it but I was really determined while at the same time crossing my fingers that I'd see something worthwhile. I'm here to tell you that I did, but it took me a good 5 minutes to get to the end.

Just a little sidenote about this survey: It's one that would really kill your email account and possibly your snail mailbox because I was required to hand over an email address as well as full name, phone number, AND address. Oh, and the bastards weren't even hosting the ghost stuff themselves. After you filled out there survey, you were linked to ANOTHER website that was actually hosting the video. I have a clean link at the bottom of this post.

I just want to apologize if someone starts getting mail for "Mike Hunt" at 100 N. 3rd Ave in my hometown lol. I'm pretty sure abc@xyz.com isn't going to lead anywhere though.

Ok, back to the ghost stuff. I was really hoping to see some good stuff and not one of those jokes where you stare at a chair in a dining room for 30 seconds only to have the image change real fast with some loud noise. It was a video clip with "ghosts" in pictures, "ghosts" in video, sounds of "ghosts" and stuff like that. Some of them looked legit if you believe in that sort of things, while others looked not really faked but maybe bad developing.

Check it out and judge for yourself.

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

We don't need their kind here.

So the fair was in town last week, and I didn't participate. My county fair is everything that's wrong with fair's around here:

I see the same people at the fair that I see at the local bars. This isn't a bad thing, because they are all good people, but I might as well save the entrance fee and the over inflated beer prices and just go to the bar.

No national, big name entertainment. It would be nice to see our county book an entertainer of decent value once in a while. I'd even settle for some has-been entertainment. Afterall, I went to see REO at a neighboring county's fair.

Same stupid demolition derby. For the record, I don't hate the demo derby, but it's just never that good.

Same crappy and unsafe rides. Of course I saved the best for last. The older that I get, the more that carnival rides scare me from a safety standpoint. When I went to the other fair I refused to go on at least half the rides simply because there was good chance I could die. I'm not that big of a wimp either, I've been on the rides in the past, I've been on roller coasters and stuff like that, but I think you just have a fighting chance if you go to a place like Six Flags where rides don't get loaded onto a truck every week and moved across the state. I'd venture to say that the inspection process is more accountable at Six Flags. Oh, did I mention that our very own fair had a ride accident last week? Yeah, the damn ferris wheel decided to come apart or something like that... with people on it. Here is the headline from my hometown paper:


Carny injured in Ferris wheel accident

The Ferris wheel, a 40-foot-tall 1948 Eli Bridge Co. model, apparently became unstable, Chad Duchow, the carnival owner, told a Door County sheriff’s deputy. When the wheel started to sway, he said, it could have hit the support tower with enough force to knock loose a bolt holding a passenger basket from its moorings. The dangling basket then damaged several bars and cables, at least one of which struck Fonda.
Courtesy, Door County Advocate


Now, you've got to love hick-town papers like mine. Can the guy be a carnival worker or perhaps a fair employee? Hell no, he's a Carney! If the local paper can be believed, there were no riders injured.

So yeah, that pretty much sums up why I don't do the fair thing anymore. I'm sure I would've gone if I had my kids here, but I'm not sure if they would like the Ferris Wheel. I don't see them liking it and I certainly wouldn't have encouraged it.

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Another update. Because I can.

It's been brought to my attention that I should update the blog more. Believe me when I tell you that if I was motivated, and had something to blog about, I certainly would.

My life lately consists of sleep... and not much else. I'm sort of stuck between a rock and a hard place since I've commited to this job working for my uncle, yet I have to sit and wait for it to start.

So, just a small post today, to let you know about a cool website I found while mindlessly searching the internet for who knows what. I found it while searching for a free golf game. It has pretty good golf, and pool, and a couple other games. Check it out when you get a chance.

Thursday, August 11, 2005

Random Thoughts.

There's nothing going on that I really want to blog about in any great detail, so I thought I'd share some random thoughts.

The 3rd most senior General in the U.S. Army has been relieved of command for alleged sexual misconduct. This really is the biggest story not being reported by many news organizations. General Byrnes is the Commander of the Training and Doctrine Command, which is to say he oversees all training of new recruits and is the boss for every Drill Sergeant out there. You'd think he would've learned his lesson after seeing so many Drill Sgt's careers ended from this sort of thing.

Since when should anyone care what Mick Jagger thinks about U.S. Foreign Policy in Iraq? Maybe he felt he needed to say something because he's moved beyond the point of being irrelevant? I bet he'd be singing a different tune if his friends or family had been blown up in a London subway train.

Is it just me or does God not like Boy Scouts? Being a Boy Scout these days is almost as dangerous as being a soldier in Iraq.

I'm getting so tired of the Terrell Owens situation. I can't even watch a football game that he's not even remotely involved in without hearing his whining. I'm starting to hate ESPN.

My trip out of town for work has been pushed back a week. I'm not too happy about that, but it was unavoidable. I'm getting antsy sitting around with nothing to do.

I guess I've been tagged with the responsibility to list 10 songs I'm digging right now. I don't sit around and listen to music much, so I can't think of 10 after 2 days lol.

1. Badd- Ying Yang twins, feat. Mike Jones. I'm digging the beat and hook.
2. Pretty much anything on G'NR greatest hits. I bought it the other day and brought me back to high school.
3. The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald- Gordon Lightfoot. I seem to only hear this song in Wisconsin. It's old, it's cheesy, but I like it for some reason.

All I could come up with was 3. Guess that'll have to do.

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

*YAWN*, Update.

Back from the races.

The verdict: Overall, the performance was average. We won some races we should've, placed in others we should've won, and didn't place in a few that we should've either placed in or won outright. I don't have the exact numbers yet, we were entered in 11 classes and hopefully the results will be posted soon. It was a good tune-up race and we were able to find out where we stand, and know that some work needs to be done. No late night escapades to report unfortunately. Given the performance, or lack of, we decided to head for home after the races were over.

Digi's link has been updated, now Britney Spears is tossing his salad I guess. A few years ago I'd have been jealous, today.. not so much.. Quit whining, mmkay? I'm being lazy over here. I think you should have your female readers toss your junk, how about "G.D. Tossed My Salad" ?

It looks like I'm heading to Atlanta in about a week. I'm not entirely sure what day I'm leaving, but I'll let you know. I'm most likely not going to have internet access while I'm on the road, so I'll be sure to take as many pictures as I can, and I'll update when I come home. I know for sure that I'll be home at the end of the month for my mom's wedding.

Was over at Espn.com today and noticed a banner ad for the Saturn Sky. New car coming out in 2006 and I'm definitely aroused. Yes, aroused.

I'm amazingly tired lately, but I'm not sure why. It's like I can't get enough sleep the last few days and I'm not sure why. I slept somewhere around 16 hours the other day, woke up, and felt like I could go right back to sleep.

I finally heard from my kids last Wednesday I believe. Totally made my week.

All the pictures look the same when you're not as into it as I am, so I'll just post one picture of my Dad winning a race:



Hasta la Pasta!

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Cast of Characters

So we're gonna do some racing this weekend. Most of the prep work has been finished, and we'll be brining 3 different snowmobiles to the event. If history is any indication, we should do fairly well.


Stroker will be making the trip. Stroker is our 4-stroke snowmobile, one of Yamaha's newer models. This is the snowmobile that I've mentioned previously and it's still listed on Yamaha's website. Some modifications have been made and we're getting some better times out of it this year, but it remains to be seen how things will pan out in competition.






Snappy will also be tagging along. He's mostly retired from the pro circuit and is starting to lose his place amongst the big boys because of technology advances, and mostly races the smaller races like this weekend and when he does make it to the races on the circuit, he usually runs in the semi-pro classes. He snaps to attention when the green light comes on, bring 700 cc's of grass eating fury, and is always eager to please.


Mad Dog is also coming out of hibernation for this weekend. This is really about the only event that Mad Dog participates in these days. She's way outclassed for the pro and semi-pro circuits, but does nicely in these unsanctioned events. A former World Series of Drag Racing champion, Mad Dog is definitely the woman of the bunch. She's very tempermental, and you definitely have to talk nice to it if you don't want to get bit. About 10 years ago she nearly bit off my Dad's leg...literally. An accident occured during testing that resulted in my Dad's leg getting caught under the steel studded track and getting his calf and ankle shredded to the bone, leaving a hole in his leg and a torn vein. To further illustrate the bite this girl has, a typical snowmobile redline's around 9,800 RPM's. Mad Dog doesn't even turn the track until it hits 6,700 RPM's. It's either idling or running wide open.



















Digi asked how we keep the sleds cool while running them in the summer heat. Most snowmobiles are liquid cooled, but they still rely on heat exchange through snow and moisture. We get around this in a couple of ways. First, we cart the snowmobile to the start line so we don't collect dirt, grass, and rocks in the suspension. After getting them up to the start line we warm it up by jacking up the rear of the sled and running through the RPM's a little, then we shut them down until everyone is ready. The race takes anywhere from 5 1/2 to 6 1/2 seconds, depending on conditions, then probably a 30 second to 1 minute ride back to the pit area, where we immediately cool them down with fresh water. After cycling cool water for 2-3 minutes, the snowmobiles are pretty much back to whatever the outside temp is, but it's a harder battle with the more heats you run, and how long you have between each heat.





















This is how we efficently cool the water between heats:




















Finally, a picture of Mad Dog's teeth, and an approximation of what my Dad's leg looked like afterwards:

















So there ya go, that's the cast of characters, but I wonder if anyone even read down this far? I realize most don't care about it as much as I do..