Holy Shit, no wonder he's so damn weird!

I got off of work and promptly checked in with the Drudge Report as I always do, and stumbled across the answer that explains Michael Jackson's problems. This is London is reporting they have tapes of conversations of Jackson admitting that he was a virgin until the age of 32 and desperately wanted to have sex with a woman because his virginity bothered him so much. Now, if that doesn't explain his weirdness, nothing does. Not getting any until 32 years of age? Holy shit, I can't even comprehend that.