"There is no spoon"

I was riding the bus again today. So was the lady with the two cell phones. Today she was dressed in medical scrubs. Ahh, well that explains it. She's obviously important, that's why she carries two phones and talks louder than necessary. She started in with her nonsense again, talking on the phone. Luckily the other person didn't pick up and she was forced to leave a longer-than-necessary message on voicemail. This is all the happening while I internally screamed woooosaaaaa... wooooosaaa, and trying to pretend that the lady actually didn't exist, a la Matrix. I'm also sad to report that today I realized I don't have the capability to do a force-choke. I tried, and failed. The force is not strong with me, I am just a padawan.