Still need a job?

Today I found out that the National Security Agency is opening up a new location in San Antonio, Texas. They'll be hiring about 1,500 people. So if you've got what it takes, go here to apply.

Government jobs usually pay pretty well, and can lead to other sucesses in life. How so? Well, most people have no idea what the NSA really does, so when you're talking to that hot chick you just met at the bar and she asks what you do and who you work for, you can say "I work for the NSA" and when she stares back at you with a blank face, you just say "I'm kinda like Jack Bauer on 24". It'll get you laid. Trust me.