Two Awesome Headlines.

A couple of stories I saw that I just couldn't pass up and felt like I needed to pass on:

STDs Running Rampant In Retirement Community

I can't really add anything else to this, its so funny (and sad) on it's own.

English radio station bans James Blunt songs

Man, I wish that would happen to the radio stations around here. If I ever meet Mr. Blunt I'm going to kick him in the junk. As hard as I can.