Gay Cowboys get no lovin'

Well, they got a little love, but probably not as much as people were thinking they were going to get. Was it even Oscar worthy? I'm asking because I don't know. I haven't seen it.

In a totally unrelated matter, I woke up Saturday morning with a dry hacking cough. Probably bronchitis, but possibly Avian Flu. I could die at any moment, so I get no lovin' either - gay or otherwise.

Who will take care of me in my time of need?